Saturday 13 August 2011

News From Michael Crass!

Hi Everyone!

So, although I submitted 4,783 posts since Monday, it seems Rupert has limited me to just once a week. Sorry everybody, but I'll try to fit as much into this one as I possibly can. I just love magic. Magic and theatre. Magic, theatre and singing. Magic, theatre, singing and mentalism. I just love these things, and I want to further our crafts so much that sometimes it feels like I'm just going to explode with so many great ideas bursting to get out!

Talking of which: I've discovered a new, special kind of magic. I'm sure it's just me, and the rest of you may not understand, but I'll try to explain it to you all. Okay, so just recently I've been having the strangest dreams, and I get this magical, tingling feeling "down below". I know it sounds crazy, but it's true. And now, sometimes, in the daytime, it's starting to happen too. A strange, nice, warm, kind of hard feeling. I'm not sure what it is I'm meant to do yet. But it sure feels like some kind of strong magic.

I'm writing an E-Book about it, which is due for release later today, because I have a strange feeling this is going to get very big, if you know what I mean? When I've got it totally figured out, I'll be posting some YouTube videos of my experiments, and I'd be happy if you can all give me some tips and pointers as to where I could go next with it.



Anyway, I've got three plays, four DVD's and another six E-Books to be finishing before lunch, all of which contain my BEST material. I know this stuff is gonna rock your world, so watch this space!

Michael

5 comments:

  1. Dear Michael,

    Please, when you refer to me do so not just as 'Rupert', but as Rupert M.A. (Oxon). This denotes that i am a Master of the Arts, and that I attained this at the University of Oxford.

    Yours,

    Rupert M.A. (Oxon)

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  2. Sure Rupert, I absolutely take that on board. I'll make sure to do that in future.

    Michael

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  3. I'm not sure you understood, Michael, please refer to me not as Rupert, but as Rupert M.A. (Oxon).

    Sincerely,

    Rupert M.A. (Oxon)

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  4. I DID understand Rupert, and I promise I WILL be doing that from now on. Please understand, Rupert, I love magic, theatre, singing and mentalism SO much, Rupert. I am very popular AND in constant demand as a lecturer. Of course I understand Rupert. Please, let's be friends Rupert.

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  5. Oh bloody hell...

    Rupert M.A. (Oxon)

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