Get it while it's hot, folks!
It's the all new 'Bush Test', by "Scum School" impressaria, Brenda Bogbrush!
Brenda has been tirelessly working on her 'Bush Test' for almost two weeks now, and is excited to bring it to market via Barry Solayme Enterprises.
The spectator is presented with three, famous bushes. They may choose between Joan Rivers, Sarah Palin or Marilyn Manson! You, the mentalist, can tell not only whose bush the spectator has chosen, but which particular pubic hair is being examined, and how grizzled it is.
There's nothing about these bushes you won't know, so order now!
Only $298.97 per bush.
[All bushes supplied for "The Ultimate Bush Test" are replica bushes only.]