This is what got me banned from the Genii Forum, (the beauty's name was Steven Youell):
" Now, you little as*wipe, you choice piece of sh*t, you excuse for a godd*m life, I'll hound you into c*nting hell, you b*stard."
And so it went on, although perhaps a tad less polite. Let me tell you that the guy has NO TALENT WHATSOEVER AS AN ENTERTAINER!!!
No, he survives on bullshit. For instance, he invented a man called "Harry Lorayne",
WHICH SOUNDS A LITTLE LIKE MY NAME, and starts posting as him on the Genii Forum. Next thing I know, he [Harry Lorayne] is enacting some horrific and grotesque parody of myself, which is TOTALLY UNNACCEPTABLE!!! Next he gets banned and I'm left with the miasma of unpleasantness.
Believe me, I would have been all over this earlier, only I had pressing matters to deal with regarding my protege, David Penn.
But more of that next time, folks!