Well folks, it seems I made a mistake. I may have got a bit carried away in the comments on my classic Ambitious Card Routine. It seems that Sebastian (A.K.A. XCM Master) is actually a fine upstanding young man, who happens to have dyslexia. Sorry Sebastian, I too suffer from that affliction, and have only overcome it using spellcheck and hard work.
Also, Sebastian's mother, who as it turns out is a prosecuting attorney, has never, repeat never, prostituted herself for crack cocaine, nor has she ever, at any point, had sex with a mailman. Sorry Mrs. deWeert, I mis-spoke.
To make up for it, I've sent young Sebastian a complete collection of my 893 books, retail value $45,000. I hope you enjoy, Sebastian, and keep practicing!