Hi Folks,
Here's your April surprise! It's a brand new double whammy from 'Real Fuckin' Secrets'.
"Why a double whammy?" you ask. Well, I'll tell ya. Not only do you get to remove your thumb, you get to put it back on again! You lucky, lucky people.
Anyone caught giving this prized information out to anyone, including their mother, will be castrated. With a rusty set of shears.
I worked my ass off over this production, and if some pony-assed jerk-water is gonna squeal then I'm sending the boys in. You have my word.
BS
I'm more than happy with my first 'REAL fuckin' secrets' installment. Even though I received it surprisingly early, (last year, in fact), it has given my numerous audiences plenty of fun and japes.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Mum & Dad!
Jimmy xxx
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Oh, hoho!
ReplyDeleteJimmy, I might have known you'd be here!
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Might I ask for a more balanced view?
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Yippeee! I'ma happy go lucky kinda guy!!!!!!
ReplyDelete(Jimmy, you're a cunt.)
Let's not resort to bad mouthing, you bunch of total dickheads.
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And I'm not even interested how that weird thumb removal works. It looks really good to me, and I can't begin to understand the work on this.
But I really think, that even by my standards, Jimmy McSuckkiecunt is an irritating bitch.
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Jimmy, you're not even a proper lemming.
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You are clearly a non-Lem. I will only speak to Lems. If you need proof of my fully paid up Lem-ship, then I refer you to the TT use in Trick 1.
ReplyDeleteI wring my tiny hands at your persistent misunderstanding of my lovely, lovely nature.
For now, farewell, non-Lems. For I am a Lem, a Lem, I tell you.
I might respectfully, dully and droningly add my two cents to this discussion I...
ReplyDeleteNO, YOU FUCKING WELL CANNOT, YOU STUPID SONS OF BITCHES. I PISS ON YOUR FUCKING BRAINS, BECAUSE YOU DON'T FUCKING NEED THEM, YOU IDIOTIC ASSHOLES!
ReplyDeleteFOR FUCK'S SAKE, WAKE UP TO THE ALL-BRAN, AND GET THAT SHIT OUT, you stupid, stupid motherfuckers.
BS
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ReplyDelete"YOU STUPID SONS OF BITCHES"
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Well, I don't think I am.
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"I PISS ON YOUR BRAINS"
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I, sir, would urge you to piss on your own brains, as I simply do not have the time to piss on yours.
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"FOR FUCK'S SAKE, WAKE UP TO THE ALL-BRAN, AND GET THAT SHIT OUT"
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Never having been constipated in my life, neither intellectually nor otherwise, I fail to see your point.
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YIIIIIIPPPPPPEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI don't understand.....
ReplyDeleteYIIIIIIPPPPPPEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteIs this not in Tarbell?
ReplyDeleteIf you were a real Lemming, then you would know that, Wanksk312.
ReplyDeleteAs it is, you are clearly an impostor, and should be shot.
WOULD YOU ALL JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!
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...if I may, I....
ReplyDeleteNO YOU MAY NOT, YOU BORING, TEDIOUS PIECE OF SHIT!
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