Yes, it's that time of the month again. I'm not talking about your wife kicking seven shades of shit out of you, just because the painters are in. No. I'm talking about "REAL Fuckin' Secrets - 2", people. We promised you organic, we promised you original, we promised you WORKERS!!!!
Well, we just went and delivered, folks. All the way from one side of New York State to the other, magicians will be cracking open a truly workable tool for all situations, on any continent, in any country. Yes, that's right folks, this was meant to make all y'all feel included, even those folks who don't live in New York State, in the United States of America.
Let's face it, who isn't a Yankees fan in this day and age? From Thailand to Timbuktu, folks go crazy for the Yankees. So, introducing this totally NORMAL New York Yankees candy cane, and performing MAGIC with it, will seem totally NORMAL. Wherever the hell you live. Bitch.
As the performance involves a sweet ACAAN routine, we have given you both a red and a blue special Yankees candy cane, to allow you to use your deck of choice.
It's organic, it's international, it comes out of a bull's asshole....
It's REAL Fuckin' Secrets!!!!
BS
This is the best yet, and the best is yet to come!
ReplyDeleteShhhhh.....
Yiiiipeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThis isn't even relevant to Real Secrets, and even if it was, I would disdain from commenting, as I am not a member. Nevertheless, blah blah blah-blah-blah, blah blah blah, blah-blah blah.
ReplyDeleteBlah blah blah-blah, blah blah-blah blah-blah, blah blah blah, "Blah blah, blah-blah blah!".
Blah blah blah, blah blah, blah-blah.
OMG you are such a fucking asshole.
DeleteYippppppeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!
I was talking in my sleep, and apparently I revealed the thumb separation to my sister.
ReplyDeleteShe revealed it to my wife, who revealed it to my girlfriend, and now I cannot log in! Any help, fellas?
Yeah, here's an idea, KFC:
ReplyDeleteYOU CAN FUCK OFF!!!!
We'll refund your squalid fucking money, you asshole, and take your goddam monthly salary for the next 32 months, as per the contract.
You prick.
BS
I recently tried Incest, and I have to say it's gone straight into my day to day repertoire.
ReplyDeleteWow, that's such a coincidence! Me too. Do you fancy getting together at all?
ReplyDeleteAs long as you'll be gentle with me, Jimmy. I need tenderness when I make love.
ReplyDeleteOooh, I'll be gentle, Jamie....
ReplyDeleteOH...... uh uh uh... uh huuuuuurgh.......
ReplyDeleteJimmy.... Jimmy...... That's the REAL fuckin' secret, that is.....
Oh for CHRISSAKES!!!!!!!
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Yiiiiiiiippppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat does that even mean?
ReplyDeleteHow lame. You even wrote the comments using different login names. Lame.
ReplyDeleteSo the real secret is all you guys wear fishnets, garter belts and high heels. Figures. And you want me to buy a subscription to this?
ReplyDeleteLook, Mr Unkown, there's nothing wrong with it. And what I choose to do in the privacy of my attic is MY lacey affair. With cleats.
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Once again, ADMIN proves that it IS possible to have shit for brains...
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Yes, YOUR brains. LMAO.
ReplyDeleteAdmin,
ReplyDeleteI can give you a one-to-one in magic only. Yes, I will accept the $127,000 payment, (that's a whopping $23,000 discount on my normal price for a 2 hour session). But, Admin, you have to accept that we will never have a sexual relationship. Stop harassing me, PLEASE. Stop with the PM's, I don't wanna hear about your aching loins already.
So for the 23 big ones, it'll just be cards, okay?
PayPal as normal.
BS
Oh my God, Admin, I didn't even't think that was possible with only a small gerbil and a pot of vaseline. PLEASE STOP SENDING ME THE PHOTOS, OR I WILL TAKE LEGAL ACTION. YOU ARE SICK!!!
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Admin, I think that you are nothing short of a bully! Shame on you, Barry always has been and remains a has been.
ReplyDeleteI LOVE YOU BARRY!
Richie,
ReplyDeleteI've got a little job for you to do.....
BS
ps from BS
I think you meant "always has been and remains the fuckin best in the freakin world."
You have my forgiveness.
I like Larry Jennings.
ReplyDeleteYou also have my forgiveness.
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HAHA, he is posting comments under different usernames again. Lame indeed. No-one ever visits his blog, poor child. So he HAS to make as if people come here by commenting his articles HIMSELF ! LMAO. What self-pity.
ReplyDelete2 members on this blog. LMAO ! Haha. My sympathy.
Admin, your obsession with my naked body has gone far enough, please stop sending those disgusting images. That isn't even legal in New York State, and you would be prosecuted for sexually abusing gerbils. Are you related to James L Clark?
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Yes, I am related to James L Clark as much as you are related to Bull Shit. HAHA, LMAO.
ReplyDeleteOkay, the gerbils I could take, just about... BUT TO DO THAT TO A GODDAM PENGUIN, ADMIN????? FOR CHRISSAKES, YOU ARE ONE TWISTED INDIVIDUAL!!!!
ReplyDeleteAND, NO, FOR THE LAST TIME, I WILL NOT BE YOUR "SPECIAL LOVE BOY", ADMIN, I PREFER SENORITAS, CAPICHE?
BS
No, you seem to prefer auto-erotic stimulation.
DeleteAnd that's another thing, Admin, all these perverted pictures you send me, they seem to be stuck together with some nasty smelling gunk. I'm surprised they actually got through US customs without being incinerated.
ReplyDeleteReally, Admin, you must learn some self control, amongst many other things.
BS
Poor boy. Suffering from lack of sex.
ReplyDeleteNo, Admin, just trying to encourage you to fuck off. Why not go off and read something you enjoy, like WMF? They really like your comments there. Ahem.
ReplyDeleteNow, I am bored with your sordid propositions, so any future perversions from you, Mr Admin, will be deleted. A sense of humor is required on this blog. Of the 1000's who read it, you are one of only THREE people who didn't actually understand it... Think about that, Admin.
BS
Doesn't change the fact that you have written all the comments and that nobody reads your blog :) Ok delete this. LMAO
ReplyDeleteNope, I'll leave that as a testament to your monumental stupidity, Mr Admin. But, please, make my readership one less, and piss off. You really don't understand this blog, so get a grown up to explain it to you, okay? Or better still, read the disclaimer below.
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Barry,
ReplyDeleteRespectfully, but does this mean I am fictitious?
Don't you worry, Frenchdrip, if you weren't real you wouldn't be posting on this blog...
ReplyDeleteBS
Oh no, suddenly I can't feel my legs! My reality is fading heeeeelp, Barry, Heeeeeeeeeeeelp
ReplyDeleteENOUGH WITH THE EXISTENTIAL ANGST, PEOPLE, GET A FRIGGING GRIP HERE!!!!
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MadMin has left the building.
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