Tonight/Today I am being mysterious. Oh yes. I have a very special haunted deck routine that will revolutionize the genre....
My deck cuts itself using a urinating girl. You don't get much more "Haunted" than that. Watch out for the pus and sweat, it's part of the inner workings.
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And the first ten pre-orders will receive a head of garlic, plus a bunch of holy water!
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I know that it is completely wrong to tell you that you might have not thought this thing through, BUT people who know about the standard haunted deck might use your presentation idea (which is awesome btw) and apply it to their common method.
ReplyDeleteTo laypeople it might seem like the same effect. So is there something you have been hiding to make this item a gem in any worker repertoire? Dare I say Reputation Maker?
Well, it's funny you should ask, Roland. Let me talk you through the effect.
ReplyDeleteAdmittedly, the gimmick has been around for a few decades, but it was ME who thought of it INDEPENDENTLY, around about the same time it was first published. In fact, whatever date it was, I seem to recall I thought of it BEFORE the date in question!
The only downside of my presentation is that you do tend to run through virgin girls at quite a rate, as the climax involves a fatal fracture of the cervical vertebrae. But boy, do those jaws drop when the head twists around!! IT LITERALLY KILLS!!!! I find that the girls can be picked up quite cheaply, if you know where to shop.
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