Friday 13 January 2012

The Phantom Donkey

Well a certain Mr. Smiling Notebook has been claiming improvements on MY Mexican Turnover.

Just go compare HIS version...

...with MINE!!!


I think you'll agree, that mine is the superior. No need to rush it Mr. Donkey, I think you'll find that my smoother, slower version is the more deceptive. Obviously I edited the full tutorial for YouTube to just show the performance!

And here's another thing, a lot of people seem to think that 'The Grinning Burro' is none other than THAT FOUL-MOUTHED SCOTCH PIECE OF SHORTBREAD, ROY WALTON!! Well, it just happens that he isn't. But don't worry, I've got a score to settle with that Glaswegian drink of water, and it'll happen, Roy, just you wait.....





Yeah, you sure seem relaxed there in that sunny Glasgow cafe, but one of these days you'll regret what you did to me. One of these days, Roy, one of these days...



BS

8 comments:

  1. I think you'll find that Roy Walton is not Scottish, or 'Scotch', as you ignorantly claim. He was born in London, Bairy. He merely lives in Glasgow.

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  2. OH, SO IT'S YOU!!! GET THE SAM HELL OF MY BLOG YOU GODDAM PIECE OF DIRT. SURE I GOTTA DEAL WITH YOU OVER ON THE CAFE, BUT STAY AWAY FROM MY BACKYARD, YOU SNIVELLING SHITCAKE!!!

    BS

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  3. Futhermore, Bairy, if you think that photo was taken in Glasgow then you are sniping up the wrong tree.

    Why the grudge against this British Marlo impersonator?

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  4. Well, you're right about him being an impersonator, edhd, BUT HE'S A FRIGGING SOLAYME IMPERSONATOR, AS WELL AS A MASTER CRIMINAL!!

    Now get the fuck off my comments page, bitch.

    BS

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  5. I've never seen anything remotely good by Roy Walton. God bless you Barry.

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  6. And I second that, Barry Solayme, God bless you sir!

    Ahimsa

    Richie

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    Ahimsa,

    Vlad.

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  8. Thank you for those kind words. It's good to know some people are sane!

    BS

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