Porno Harristor ......(with Barry Solyame)...... Presents... "A.S.S.H.O.L.E."

Okay, first off, this is contractual.

 IT SHOULD BE MY FREAKING NAME FIRST, AND THAT SHITWIT LAST, FOR CHRISSAKES!!!! AND WHAT'S WITH THE GODDAM FUCKING BRACKETS, YOU FUCKS????

Enough.

I would like to warmly welcome a new effect from a very good magician. He hasn't appeared in 'Armageddon', but he sells the helluva lot of units.

Now his new effect, with my backing, is an effect so new that it still squeaks when you walk in it.

What is more...

...it is totally frigging forbidden.

I mean Verboten.

C'est interdit.

It's simply not workable in any situation. You might as well load your forage cap with pineapples as try and pull this one off secretly.

On the other hand, if you are confident of co-ordinating assassinations, with a background in Special Forces, then this will be genuine worker for YOU!!!

Oh yes.

The secret to A.S.S.H.O.L.E. is yours for only $296.76 (PayPal the usual address).

Access to the "Secret Area" is password protected.

PH & BS