Friday, 6 January 2012

Barry Takes to Buddhism

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Santhi, Followers.

Now that the new year has come, I must share with you my enlightenment. Something uncanny has happened. A bodhisattva named Steven has led the way to a shining, golden path, which we all must now follow.

Therefore, let us be good to one another. Let us treat one another with kindness and humility. Let each and every magician be at one with the eternal, and break our bonds with the cosmic wheel.

That is all.

Ahimsa.

Barry.
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7 comments:

  1. R.S. Licker6 January 2012 at 19:22

    Ahimsa, Barry.

    Can we now put the past behind us? Can you now accept that occasionally you hurt me, however unintentionally? Can you admit you have at times been overly sensitive and prone to psychopathic fury?

    Richie.

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  2. Barry Solayme6 January 2012 at 19:25

    WHY YOU GODDAM SELF-SERVING PONY HAIRED ASS-WIPE! GET THE FUCK OFF MY BLOG YOU SNIVELLING PIECE OF BROWN-NOSED HORSE SHIT! GET TO FUCK AND DON'T COME BACK IS MY ADVICE YOU 'BEAUTY'!!!

    Ahimsa.

    Barry

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  3. Tom6 January 2012 at 19:31

    Barry.

    You must lose your emotion, and gain a sense of humor. Life is all illusion, it is but a shadow of reality.

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  4. Barry Solayme6 January 2012 at 19:35

    WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, WISE-ASS? SOME KIND OF EXPERT I SUPPOSE???

    CRAWL BACK UNDER A ROCK MR. SO-CALLED LAMA-PANTS. THIS IS A DISCUSSION ON BUDDHISM NOT SOME KIND OF GODDAM FREE FOR ALL!!

    Ahimsa.

    Barry

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  5. Tom6 January 2012 at 20:03

    @The Dalai Lama.

    I feel your point was addressed adequately. Normally I would devote three thousand moribund words to this or any other issue, but I have a puppy to save from leprosy.

    Now back off, Dalai Lama.

    Ahimsa.

    Vlad

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  6. Tom7 January 2012 at 18:15

    I am now back from that terrible situation. It seems I was too late, and that the puppy succumbed to advanced leprosy.

    Ram Nam Satya Hai.

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    Ahimsa

    Vlad

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  7. Barry Solayme7 January 2012 at 18:42

    My new trick, "Nirvana" will be included in my forthcoming publication, "Barry Solayme's Buddhist Secrets".

    It's a mitzvah at $219.79, with free shipping. Don't miss out on this sure fire limited print run best seller, Insha'Allah.

    Vlad69 will be endorsing it for Chrissakes!

    BS

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