Play this and read on....
Here is where we encourage comments on the A.S.S.H.O.L.E, and performance tips to our loyal customers!!!!
Feel free to contribute YOUR ideas, so WE don't have to think about it!!!
PH & BS
Wednesday, 18 January 2012
Porno Harristor ......(with Barry Solyame)...... Presents... "A.S.S.H.O.L.E."
Okay, first off, this is contractual.
IT SHOULD BE MY FREAKING NAME FIRST, AND THAT SHITWIT LAST, FOR CHRISSAKES!!!! AND WHAT'S WITH THE GODDAM FUCKING BRACKETS, YOU FUCKS????
Enough.
I would like to warmly welcome a new effect from a very good magician. He hasn't appeared in 'Armageddon', but he sells the helluva lot of units.
Now his new effect, with my backing, is an effect so new that it still squeaks when you walk in it.
What is more...
...it is totally frigging forbidden.
I mean Verboten.
C'est interdit.
It's simply not workable in any situation. You might as well load your forage cap with pineapples as try and pull this one off secretly.
On the other hand, if you are confident of co-ordinating assassinations, with a background in Special Forces, then this will be genuine worker for YOU!!!
Oh yes.
The secret to A.S.S.H.O.L.E. is yours for only $296.76 (PayPal the usual address).
Access to the "Secret Area" is password protected.
PH & BS
IT SHOULD BE MY FREAKING NAME FIRST, AND THAT SHITWIT LAST, FOR CHRISSAKES!!!! AND WHAT'S WITH THE GODDAM FUCKING BRACKETS, YOU FUCKS????
Enough.
I would like to warmly welcome a new effect from a very good magician. He hasn't appeared in 'Armageddon', but he sells the helluva lot of units.
Now his new effect, with my backing, is an effect so new that it still squeaks when you walk in it.
What is more...
...it is totally frigging forbidden.
I mean Verboten.
C'est interdit.
It's simply not workable in any situation. You might as well load your forage cap with pineapples as try and pull this one off secretly.
On the other hand, if you are confident of co-ordinating assassinations, with a background in Special Forces, then this will be genuine worker for YOU!!!
Oh yes.
The secret to A.S.S.H.O.L.E. is yours for only $296.76 (PayPal the usual address).
Access to the "Secret Area" is password protected.
PH & BS
Friday, 13 January 2012
The Phantom Donkey
Well a certain Mr. Smiling Notebook has been claiming improvements on MY Mexican Turnover.
Just go compare HIS version...
...with MINE!!!
I think you'll agree, that mine is the superior. No need to rush it Mr. Donkey, I think you'll find that my smoother, slower version is the more deceptive. Obviously I edited the full tutorial for YouTube to just show the performance!
And here's another thing, a lot of people seem to think that 'The Grinning Burro' is none other than THAT FOUL-MOUTHED SCOTCH PIECE OF SHORTBREAD, ROY WALTON!! Well, it just happens that he isn't. But don't worry, I've got a score to settle with that Glaswegian drink of water, and it'll happen, Roy, just you wait.....
Yeah, you sure seem relaxed there in that sunny Glasgow cafe, but one of these days you'll regret what you did to me. One of these days, Roy, one of these days...
BS
Just go compare HIS version...
...with MINE!!!
I think you'll agree, that mine is the superior. No need to rush it Mr. Donkey, I think you'll find that my smoother, slower version is the more deceptive. Obviously I edited the full tutorial for YouTube to just show the performance!
And here's another thing, a lot of people seem to think that 'The Grinning Burro' is none other than THAT FOUL-MOUTHED SCOTCH PIECE OF SHORTBREAD, ROY WALTON!! Well, it just happens that he isn't. But don't worry, I've got a score to settle with that Glaswegian drink of water, and it'll happen, Roy, just you wait.....
Yeah, you sure seem relaxed there in that sunny Glasgow cafe, but one of these days you'll regret what you did to me. One of these days, Roy, one of these days...
BS
Friday, 6 January 2012
Barry Takes to Buddhism
Ommmmmmmmm
Santhi, Followers.
Now that the new year has come, I must share with you my enlightenment. Something uncanny has happened. A bodhisattva named Steven has led the way to a shining, golden path, which we all must now follow.
Therefore, let us be good to one another. Let us treat one another with kindness and humility. Let each and every magician be at one with the eternal, and break our bonds with the cosmic wheel.
That is all.
Ahimsa.
Barry.
Santhi, Followers.
Now that the new year has come, I must share with you my enlightenment. Something uncanny has happened. A bodhisattva named Steven has led the way to a shining, golden path, which we all must now follow.
Therefore, let us be good to one another. Let us treat one another with kindness and humility. Let each and every magician be at one with the eternal, and break our bonds with the cosmic wheel.
That is all.
Ahimsa.
Barry.
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