Hi Folks,
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Yes, this little baby will just fit right up your sleeve, with no need for a harness or power supply, and what's more... IT'S COMPLETELY, FRIGGING SILENT!!!
It's called 'WANKR', and this will make you the coolest magician in the entire world. Be the envy of all your friends and peers. Not since the C.U.N.T.O.M.A.T.I.C. has there been such a buzz in the magic world. Pre-order today, folks, while it's still hot....
Now, would I ever lie to you?
BS
