Yes, it's that time of the month again. I'm not talking about your wife kicking seven shades of shit out of you, just because the painters are in. No. I'm talking about "REAL Fuckin' Secrets - 2", people. We promised you organic, we promised you original, we promised you WORKERS!!!!
Well, we just went and delivered, folks. All the way from one side of New York State to the other, magicians will be cracking open a truly workable tool for all situations, on any continent, in any country. Yes, that's right folks, this was meant to make all y'all feel included, even those folks who don't live in New York State, in the United States of America.
Let's face it, who isn't a Yankees fan in this day and age? From Thailand to Timbuktu, folks go crazy for the Yankees. So, introducing this totally NORMAL New York Yankees candy cane, and performing MAGIC with it, will seem totally NORMAL. Wherever the hell you live. Bitch.
As the performance involves a sweet ACAAN routine, we have given you both a red and a blue special Yankees candy cane, to allow you to use your deck of choice.
It's organic, it's international, it comes out of a bull's asshole....
It's REAL Fuckin' Secrets!!!!
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